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The Good Life.
Naomi / 21 / MTL
"Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing." - Ricky Gervais
Reblogged from lonelylavender, Posted by bitchycode.
bitchycode: “omg 👀 ”
Reblogged from ghostmia, Posted by queergraffiti.
faeriecreep: “ queergraffiti: “ “do more gay stuff with yr friends! also: fuck cops!” ” this is the only advice you’ll ever need ”
Reblogged from lonelylavender, Posted by kevinkinky.
Reblogged from officialinternet, Posted by pomeranian2.

cardozzza:

touchyourblood:

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

helluva-pilot:

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

senseitive:

yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

Reblogged from thecommonchick, Posted by labias.

Me Watching Stranger Things
  • Me: All of these children are precious
  • A child: *murders two men in a second*
  • Me: Especially that one